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爆笑:世上最强中式英语
* V/ t, S3 n! k1 ]$ R* o; p1.we two who and who? % {# k u; W, @, `. d
咱俩谁跟谁阿 2 I* L) m% U( p! |: U2 Z5 }
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2.how are you ? how old are you? . P- S h" s( Q6 F. B9 d
怎么是你,怎么老是你? * g, R. s' g0 m+ k6 L9 b; p" s, x
8 {: N3 ^; P7 R; p0 |5 d' v4 u" K/ `, ]3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 9 \; n+ M7 g0 o4 @: ^
6 Y2 k0 A* V6 p# k3 t1 m4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! : y# J4 y( u5 K- ?1 ^# f) D7 m1 ?
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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2 x$ G$ P! g$ i# a7 Y/ H. G5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! : m' P# F# B- v& m5 |
有事起奏,无事退朝
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) ?, k1 W# h7 @4 H6.you me you me
( Z9 }5 O8 x; L彼此彼此
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( X: _) [# X9 T# ~- W! s8 E4 W6 d( V7.You Give Me Stop!!
) ^. ?# W7 j/ b+ }% a: u你给我站住!
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1 K9 L, @: ]- I( m7 x8.know is know noknow is noknow 8 l& y: S5 F) U( W) @9 E6 z
知之为知之,不知为不知… ; D+ T7 I: l6 ?% c$ h- M& P/ A
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9.WATCH SISTER
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 3 k6 P- x1 ^+ ~
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 3 e! `0 l' d' i8 b0 x0 X7 Y5 n
0 a8 o0 ?2 z V1 l! J/ F$ |11.American Chinese not enough $ C0 B0 L- h/ m4 w9 |$ D
美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die $ d3 `" ~) O) a+ _
车祸现场描述
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13.heart flower angry open
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14.go past no mistake past + K, H7 } x( O$ E4 k
走过路过,不要错过
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15.小明:I am sorry! 7 U5 k6 X. ]* x5 v, j
老外:I am sorry too!
! z$ H6 u' W: P1 Z$ ]5 `小明:I am sorry three! 9 r' B" x: q# E+ ?2 T6 L' @8 O% i! U
老外:What are you sorry for? 8 f- u; t+ Q: o2 h' }/ T
小明:I am sorry five!
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) I2 M8 [. d% F16.If you want money,I have no; 0 x/ i: [& _7 ]5 O, V
if you want life,I have one! $ K* a1 v; I4 s! x
要钱没有,要命一条 0 Q4 n/ P0 K6 e) R9 n
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. / }' `$ Y& p# V+ R$ N6 H$ x
我叫李老大,今年25。
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9 i! s2 N9 B, J% @9 W0 p0 ^18.you have two down son。 . b7 `) h, H+ s% z' k: n
你有两下子。 / R( w) |0 ]- c" U9 m9 d
# \. i) U/ I: P19.as far as you go to die
& m* s5 ]; c4 e有多远,死多远!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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s: w0 o. P; q; A+ c1 d" iPeople mountain and people sea. 8 p) t! M& ^$ Q; ]! b) P: x
人山人海
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seven up eight down 3 g2 D; |- _$ a) b5 q
七上八下
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love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到) ; h& [+ f+ n h
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no three no four
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% `4 N$ n. l- P一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
* E3 C( m0 V+ ~" `- }3 L5 G一答:you try try see!(你试试看!) & M6 _& _( E5 t& N. y8 u, j
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雇主 how much do you want a month? - w. [2 \4 u _
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
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